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Bitch, We’re From The Same Damn Planet.

Men are from Mars Women are from Venus, Why Men Marry Bitches, Why Men Marry Bitches, The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains how Men Think, Date, and Mate.-And What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top all of these books have one thing in common. They are geared towards recognizing the differences in men and women in the world of dating. The basic message in all of these books are that men are women are different. Each book states in no uncertain terms that men want excitement and to feel that “spark” with someone, and that women just want to feel secure. Therefore, according to these books women have to keep their emotions at bay no matter what. Since men want to feel “excitement” we’re expected to keep them on their toes. God forbid, a man get a little “bored”. After all, this is a species that can be entertained by watching a group of men toss a ball back and forth on a large field. As women, we have to think of new and sophisticated ways to out smart a man, and keep him on the edge of  his seat in the relationship.

Now I would like to say something that is just not said enough when it comes what women want in relationships. It’s not just men who want to feel a spark, or a connection. It’s not just men who want to have great sex. And it’s not just men who want their ego pumped. Yeah, there are some key differences between men and women. But when it comes to the important stuff…I.E. attraction, connection, chemistry, companionship, and sex we all want the same shit. Women don’t want to settle down with just any old asshole. They want someone they can get excited about too. I’m tired of hearing and reading about what men want in a relationship. I want the exact same things a man wants in a significant other. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? I think not. Bitch, we’re from the same damn planet.

Here are my responses to the following dating and relationship books:

He’s Just Not that Into Me? Good, because I’ve blew off, disappeared, refused to commit to, denied the sanctity of marriage, and not called a few guys who would’ve done anything to keep me around. Here’s a thought: Fuck him! He was a loser anyway.

The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains how Men Think, Date, and Mate.-And What Women Can Do to Come Out  *Eye roll* I’m waiting for the day that I walk into a book store and see more than one man in the self help section beating their head up against a wall trying figure out what a women wants. When that day happens life will officially be fair.

Why Men Love Bitches? Men love anything which requires them to think less, and act more. No one wants to date an over emotional, blubbering mess. Guys would rather have a girl who has a backbone. Mystery solved. Here’s an idea for a book…Why Women Love Guys with Good Jobs and Hot Bodies. Now that’s a book we could all benefit from.

Okay so wanna know how women are REALLY different from men? The main difference between a man and a women is that a man MUST be attracted to the women. If the woman does not appear attractive to the man initially she will never appear attractive to him. That’s right ladies, no matter how much make up you wear, or how many pounds you drop if he doesn’t find you attractive in the beginning he never will. Whereas, a women can become attracted to man who she didn’t not initially find attractive. Maybe he’s smart or funny and the woman recognizes those qualities and develops an attraction. A man does not care how funny or bright you are…unless he finds you to be a couple steps above fuckable. Then he gives a shit.

NOBODY likes the following when it comes to relationships:

Neediness

Overly emotional behavior

Dependence

Weak backbone

Nag

Pseudo parental behavior

Boredom

We ALL want:

Sex (Yeah it’s at the top of my list, so what?)

Love (Ok, we can’t deny…it can be one of the best feelings in the world.)

Excitement (Looking forward to seeing that person you call your significant other helps..otherwise they’re not so significant)

Connection (Hey, we all want to feel understood by our special somebody)

The second Key Difference in women and men is that a woman will put up will bullshit longer. Taking shit from asshole’s is in our DNA as women. We’ll let you drive us to the edge right before we decide to say “fuck it” and jump off a cliff.