Emmy Loves Wine

This Girl’s Life.

Writer’s Block is a bitch.

What can I say? Sometimes it’s hard to think of topics to complain about. However, something pissed me off today, and I realized that as long as the human race is present in my life I’ll always have something to write/bitch about.

So this is where I fill you in on what I’ve been doing with my semi-precious time for the past couple of months. Let’s see, where do I begin?

How Emmy Spends Her Day:

12:00 PM – Emmy awakens. Her hair resembles a cocker spaniel that has been caught in a wind tunnel, and her breath smells like clams and hot dogs.

12:45 PM – Emmy saunters down to the living room where she checks her Facebook, and E-mail account while she catches up on MTV television.

1:15 PM – Emmy is hungry. She starts her day with two pudding packs. Yum!

2:00 PM – Emmy has finally mustered up enough energy to engage in shower time.

3:00 PM – Emmy can not decide on an outfit, as usual. She gives up, and throws on her default outfit…polka dot stretch jeans paired with her boyfriend’s sweatshirt.

4:00 PM – Emmy eats spagetti O’s for lunch while watching TV.

4: 30 PM – Emmy washes dishes. She’s a team player, after all.

5:00 PM – Emmy lays on bed while flipping back and forth between MTV and the E! Channel. Periodically, she checks her Facebook.

5:30 PM- Emmy eats dinner.

6:15 PM – Emmy trudges off to her retail job dressed all in black.

9:00 PM – Emmy folds sweaters while thinking of her past mistakes.

10: 25 PM – Emmy’s home again! Time for a snack. Aka a trip to Wendy’s. Then she retreats to the couch for more television watching, and/or possibly a SNS game of Super Mario World.

3: 15 AM – Emmy finally goes to sleep. After another long day of dragging her body around, and eating more pudding cups than most preschoolers consume in a year, Emmy is all tuckered out.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

So as you can see, I’ve been riddled responsibility , and strenuous tasks that suck through all the time in my day.

Please send any comments, and/or suggestions for new blogs my way.

“Get off your lazy ass” IS a suggestion, but it is not a welcome one.

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